2001 Ducati Monster

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Seller: dennycrane ✉️ (1,240) 100%, Location: Charlotte, North Carolina, US, Ships to: US, CA, GB, AU, Item: 172880686301 2001 Ducati Monster. Ladies dudes guys friends pals buddys gentlemen buds dobermans and robots I have up for sale one of my many toys that will be leaving the premises under order from the roomate.  Also commonly known as the fiance, the ol' lady, the ol' ball and chain, or the wifebot 3000 depending on what part of the country or solar system you come from.  I have a land cruiser, mr2 turbo, del sol vtec, ducati 998 matrix reloaded edition, and a 86' corolla gts hatch all up for sale on one website or another!  Woe is me I tell you, woe is me.  These are my personal toys from my personal collection.  Without further adieu I give you the 2001 Ducati Monster 900 Concrete Tiger Edition. 

At this point you may be scratching your head, or balls, whichever you prefer and ask yourself what the eff is a Monster 900 Concrete Tiger Edition?  I have never heard of such a rare and existentially desireable object!  That is probably because you've never been this cool before!  If you have a Monster 900 Concrete Tiger Edition you'll pull more tail than a slow kid at a petting zoo!  People will look at you like you're crazy as you're pouring pure Prego original marinara sauce in the gas tank and every now and then a friggin spicy meatball!  You don't want to hear about boring shit like what brand of tires are on it, you want to hear about pecs and explosions!  I only have one question for you....EXPLOZIONSSSS!?!?!?  That sentence had too many syllables!  APPOLOGIZE!  You'll be too busy suplexing a shark wearing a bolo tie!  You may ask yourself who was wearing the bolo tie, you or the shark, the answer...........YES!  This bike is super exclusionary hence why it has a dry clutch and no belt covers!!!  ICARUS SYMBOLISM BRO!!!  You may think violence never solves anything.......except for all the things it does!  Similar to how friend-zoning is a misogynistic way of looking at relationships!  MICHAEL BAY IS LIKE A SMALL KITTEN PAWING AT THE MASSIVE YARN BALL THAT IS EXPLOSIONS, BARELY UNDERSTANDING ITS TRUE DEPTH AND THE POTENTIAL IT CARRIES MEANWHILE YOU'LL BE A TIGER THAT PUT A GRENADE IN THE YARN BALL.........DON'T TOUCH THE YARN BALL!!!  IF YOU'RE NOT MADE OF GASOLINE, METAL, OR BACON YOU DO NOT DESERVE TO OWN THIS BIKE!!!  I'M SO CLOSE TO THE EDGE OF MY SEAT THAT THE CHAIR IS PRACTICALLY IRRELEVANT AT THIS POINT! 

Now that we have established how awesome this bike will make you we can actually talk about it.  It has low miles, it runs great, the belts and valves were just done about 6 months ago, it has new plugs, new injectors, new fuel filter, random ass exhaust system, new clutch pack and springs, new tires, new rizoma brake levers/reservoirs, brembo clutch master from a 916, HID headlight, etc...  Clean title, looks mint, runs great.  In the effort of honesty there are 2x things I would do if I was keeping it, put a new headlight bulb in it and replace the outer shifter seal (easy to get to just has a slight seepage of oil).  It doesn't get more reliable or simple than an air cooled desmo 2v 900cc L-Twin, and the bike is comfy as $hit can you say baller ass daily driver?  DUCATIS ARE NOT UNRELIABLE OR HARD TO WORK ON as long as you buy the air cooled ones!

TOODLES MOTHER#$(@*&& YOU ARE WELCOME!!!
  • Condition: Used
  • Year: 2001
  • VIN (Vehicle Identification Number): zdm1ra4n21b006866
  • Mileage: 5755
  • Make: Ducati
  • Model: Monster
  • Sub Model (Optional): 900 Concrete Tiger
  • Type: Naked
  • Exterior Color: Gray
  • Engine Size (cc): 900
  • Warranty: Vehicle does NOT have an existing warranty
  • Vehicle Title: Clear
  • For Sale By: Private Seller

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